In honor of the ascension of His Royal Highness King George II, to the
throne of the United States of America, EvilX Systems is proudly releasing
the full version of the game The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt
Ningrich as freeware. We, and in fact all Americans, are happy to welcome
the end of more than 200 years of Democratic rule in this land.

We have always felt that the fundamental tenant of the Democratic process,
the popular will of the people as expressed through the vote, is simply a
sanctified version of mob rule, and we are happy to see it go. It of
course stands to reason that if you are black, or too inept to punch the
right hole, or too weak to push the chad out, or too poor to live in a
county that can afford a decent machine, your vote should not be counted. 

We therefore pledge our allegiance to His Royal Highness and the great
house of Bush, and hope that this hard fought victory can finally avenge
the defeat of his Highnesses father George I at the hands of Bill Clinton.
Please except this token of our gratitude at the demise of our democracy. 

Humble subject,


Jason Pitt
EvilX Systems