Who the Hell is EvilX Systems?

Well EvilX is my company.
And I'm Jason Pitt.

Why don't you make cool games, with RAD graphics, like Quake?

Because I'm sick and fucking tired of the boring crap that's out there today. I wanted to do something different.

From: Teresa n9641106@cc.wwu.edu
i think that you're a fucking idiot. it's probably a stupid game anyway....who ever heard of a congressman clubbing seals...

Exactly! Nobody HAS heard of a congressman clubbing baby seals. That's why I made the game. To do something different. And if you think I'm a fucking idiot then GET THE HELL OFF MY SITE, nobody made you come here. Thanks for the question.

Fuck off

Hey thanks for the great question

dan@macronet.com writes:
I laughed, I cried, I beat the living crap out of an innocent seal! Screw all those other pussies who can't take it, I think your games are damn hilarious. Keep it up, they don't like it they can go watch fuking Barney.

Thanks G-

jmpahos@usa.net writes:
I think that your games are a circus freak show! You get the triple thumbs up in my book, f*ck all these PC crybabies.

hardu@clara.co.uk asks: what about a game called "pill dealer"

hmmmmmm....unless you think there are more speed freaks in the world than pot heads I'll stick with Ganja. Feel free to write it yourself though...

Dmitri Jarandin writes: Your products are simple like a proverb, but they are amazingly attractive!

Thanks....I think.

Mike Hopton(hoptonkofc@zebra.net) has the following highly intelligent remark:
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Thanks for your highly intelligible statements.

Calvin Klein at jbouisse@club-internet.fr writes: Hello, wet blanket I'm French and that's the baddest, the stupiddest proverb I know. I can give you 1.2223345665465468798796544324567987$ if you want. You have just to give me the biggest shit photographied as you know. It was a Joke. Jou have only to send me a photo of you if you want to give me the biggest shit photographied as you know. Have Fun. Calvin Klein.

This is why I've never wanted to go to France.

nagasaki@crosbycomms.co.uk writes: hey....how much money do you make of all these games a month?

Hey good question, I make on average $20 a month from these games. After paying for the website that leaves me $0.05 to exist on for a month. Doesn't that make YOU want to run out and become a computer game programmer?

raserbille@my-Deja.com wonders: What is that cool music in Ganja Farmer?

The song is called "Federal Agent Man", it was written and performed by Joshua Sebastion Rafferty. You can email him at skooly_j@yahoo.com Another related question I always get is" What are the lyrics to the song?" here ya go:

federal agent mon 
don't take my ganja
federal agent mon
I'll be one pissed rasta
federal agent mon
Jah will acost ya 
yes he will yes he will
the good book says 
and his guns they shall blast ya- oh yeah

'tis a holy war I fight for the honor
give praise to Jamaica when I smoke the marijuana
roll up a splif and feel mother nature's power
I spent all my money on this little green flower
itty bitty tricky tricky sticky green chronic
I have the technology to make myself bionic
expanding horizons expand the parameters 
expand my mind to its largest diameter

repeat...
lyrics and music copyright Josh Rafferty and EvilX Systems 1998

what happend to Jesus Christ super commando anyway? It was meant to be out like last year.

Yeah, Yeah, I know. The damn thing is taking me forever to finish. But fear not it WILL GET DONE. The reason the game is taking so long has two parts. 1: I spent almost a year working on a commercial game so that I might actually make some money. 2: The game is really really big. The game is already over 170 MB, it's way way better than anything I've done before. It will be my greatest creation. It has full screen movies, is in 16 bit color and has CD Audio tracks (which BTW are techno industrial covers of christian hymns:silent night, little drummer boy, more). Anyway I can't say exactly when it will come out. I'm presently trying to find a distributer so I can get these CDs into stores. I've given up on shareware. So there will be a demo available for download but you'll have to buy the game.

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